Tell the truth and not the facts.
If more Africans had eaten missionaries, the continent would be in better shape.
If I have a monument in this world, it is my son.
Nothing will work unless you do.
[Librarians] study their field with as much determination and as much delight as open-heart surgeons.
Every day offers you 10,000 reasons to cry, but if you can find just one reason to laugh then you will be all right.