Being a caregiver for your child is part of the job description of being a mammal.
I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if you reinforce them.
I'm definitely on the spectrum of socially awkward.
My first son didn't really take a bottle, and I didn't like giving bottles.
I don't think my stylist would let me bedazzle my splint.
The level of communication you can achieve with an infant is really profound.