Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you - like me.

Life is too short not to create something with every breath we draw.

Reading is more of a left-brain process, and listening to music is a right-brain function.

But then it hasn't really been a focus of our government to make us an educated people.

If you take different mythologies from different cultures, the names may change and the story lines may vary but there is always something in common.

I think there's a reason why wine figures into so many religions. There's something transcendent about it. It's sort of the way that music is more than the sum of its parts. You have all these elements that make up the terroir that wine can communicate.