A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor.

I think people in general have neglected to learn about history.

I think that every collective that you witness occurring on a stage, it's not about any one of the individuals. There's something that's happened that's kind of put all that stuff together into a much bigger result ... some alchemy.

But I'm a hot-blooded Italian by nature. Whatever the situation you present, I'm going to make something out of it.

Because artists can be extremely eccentric and insane, and unfortunately, the people they hurt the most are the people that are closest to them.

I'm a pessimist. But I'm a pessimist with a sense of responsibility.

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.