The record company's worst fear is that you'll fall in love or get rich.

Just in general, any government throughout history hasn't really wanted its people to be educated, because then they couldn't control them as easily.

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

And if you don't live, you have nothing to write about.

Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false nails, sixteen pounds of make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a 'real' man

A circle is the reflection of eternity. It has no beginning and it has no end - and if you put several circles over each other, then you get a spiral.

Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.