You know, I grew up listening to Joni Mitchell.

Why did Father give these humans free will? Now they're all confused.

I want to find a genie in a bottle that can grant me three wishes. I want to be able to speak, read, write, and understand any language ever written or spoken, just any language throughout the history of man. That would be one of my wishes from the genie, so I would have to put "multilingual" on the resume, should I ever find the genie.

But then it hasn't really been a focus of our government to make us an educated people.

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

If the education of our kids comes from radio, television, newspapers - if that's where they get most of their knowledge from, and not from the schools, then the powers that be are definitely in charge, because they own all those outlets.

And if you don't live, you have nothing to write about.