I'm a pessimist. But I'm a pessimist with a sense of responsibility.

Novell has the necessary resources to be a much more profitable enterprise but it currently lacks the vision, strategy and execution to produce respectable returns.

I'm a pessimist. But I'm a pessimist with a sense of responsibility.

For me, life is writing and I can do it anywhere. It doesn't matter where I am. I listen. I write. I live.

Put a small child in a playpen with an apple and a bunny. If s/he eats the apple and plays with the bunny, s/he's normal;but if s/he eats the bunny and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. Somewhere along the line we must have been TAUGHT to do the wrong thing.

All I can do is say I smell a rat. I don't know where it is or what kind of rat it is, but as an artist, I can express how. But I couldn't responsibly stand up and tell people which way to go, because then I'm just as guilty as the people who are telling everybody else what to do and where to go.

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.