There has storm clouds come over the United States. There is thunderstorms over Europe. There are hail storms – and I mean major hail storms – in the Middle East. So I want you to know that there is one man who will stand tall in this country and fight the storm and bring the United States back to what it should be – Governor Mitt Romney!

We carry the flame for all to see, the fire and passion of what we can be.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

If you push me, I'll shove, I'm masculine. When she wants to play rough, I'm masculine.

I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout.

I'd lie for you and that's the truth.

My gigs are built on improvisation: I go out there and I'm like the Energizer bunny.