Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

For the past 32 years, I've done nothing outside the entertainment business. I've had some real highs and some real lows, but I love the work so much that I never once thought of quitting.

Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole.

As most people know, I am a vampire, so I have no reflection. Every day, I paste a picture of someone else on the mirror.

If you want my views of history, there's something you should know. The three men I admire the most are Curly, Larry, and Mo.

You can lose yourself in pleasure, 'til your body's going numb, but will it ever be enough.

Some days I pray to the God of sex and drums and rock and roll.