You know, people think I named myself Meat Loaf, even though I didn't. And they think anyone who would name himself Meat Loaf couldn't have an IQ higher than four.

I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm EVER gonna love you. Now don't be sad, cause two out of three ain't bad.

What about your school? It's defective, it's a pack of useless lies.

I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.

I'd lie for you and that's the truth.

I'm an actor. I started as an actor. I started on Broadway doing 'Hair' and Shakespeare in the Park.

In The Land of the Pig, The Butcher Is King