I didnโt know what I was supposed to say about that, so I just said, "Wow
You want a happy romantic relationship? Donโt ruin it by getting married.
Youโre not a one hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you.
Escape from the realm of the dead is impossible. She's not dead. Not this time.
I just want to let you know that when I look into my future, I see nothing but you.โ Thatโs what Chaz had whispered in my ear at some point during the wedding last night. Then heโd whispered. โAnd youโre not even wearing Spanx.
I wish I had taken Spanish instead of French in high school. I could eavesdrop on a lot more conversations on the subway if I knew Spanish.