You want a happy romantic relationship? Don’t ruin it by getting married.

I needed another soda. I’d only had six since breakfast.

In high school, I wanted to be an actress. Until I got to college and took some creative writing courses. Then I decided I wanted to become a novelist.

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

Why should women have to fit into child sizes in order to be considered desirable? That is both sick and depressing.

If the guy likes/loves you, he won't care if you are a good kisser or not. He should like you for what you are - not how you kiss.

I've come to the conclusion that, aside from Nazis, the Taliban, and possibly the honey badger, there is no one on the planet more merciless than a teenage girl once she's decided she dislikes you.