But I’m living proof you don’t have to spend a lot in order to look great.

Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

But I intend to enjoy the weeks I have left with you to the fullest. Because I know from my study of the philosophy of time, whatever is going to happen in the future is already unavoidable.

She hadn't slain the dragon. Not at all. She hoped no one ever would.

This was something you had to work through on you own," Jason said. "Besides, I knew you'd do the right thing." "Oh, right," I said. I wanted to throw something at him. I really did. "And if I hadn't?" Now Jason brandished something he'd been holding behind his back. It was a golf club. "I figured Big Bertha here would drive them away," he said.

I think we make our own luck. Our parents give us life, but what we do with that life is our own responsibility.