Hormones are very powerful things. We are helpless in their wake.

It was also, however, a favorite place for novices to stand and wait for innocent students to slip up by talking too loudly between classes. No novice has ever been created that could keep Gina quiet, however.

It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.

I usually know almost exactly how I feel. The problem is, I just can't tell anyone.

You know what you sound like? A jealous girl friend. And how are things on Planet You Wish?

every seven miles, in America, there is at least one McDonald's. Not a hospital, mind you, or a police station, but a McDonald's, every seven miles. I mean, that's sort of scary, if you think about it.

Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered. And that was only because he was laughing so hard.