great. now i was starting to get jealous of myself.

This is exactly why Patrick and I chose not to have children." he muttered. "So we would never have to have conversations like this. Andy yet...here I am?""If you could answer the question," I said as politely as I could, "that would be great. I really don't want to have a freaky demon baby, and I can't imagine John wants one, either

Why should women have to fit into child sizes in order to be considered desirable? That is both sick and depressing.

Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious!

I used to draw and illustrate, but I don't do that anymore because I just like to write. I like to leave the illustrations to actual professional illustrators.

Someone, I was beginning to suspect, had a bit of a gangster complex. It wasn't really very hard to figure out who. I mean, I was guessing it wasn't Christopher's aunt Jackie.

It’s so much easier to walk away than it is to have to explain to someone that you never want to see them again.