When I was a kid, I had a couple of really good friends, like some really good best friends, but I was really shy other than that.

Someday you're really going to have to describe to me in more detail what life is like on the planet you live on. Because it sounds really great, and I'd like to visit there one day.

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?

This is exactly why Patrick and I chose not to have children." he muttered. "So we would never have to have conversations like this. Andy yet...here I am?""If you could answer the question," I said as politely as I could, "that would be great. I really don't want to have a freaky demon baby, and I can't imagine John wants one, either

Maybe you just saw what you wanted to see. Or maybe you justfelt what you wanted to feel.

Escape from the realm of the dead is impossible. She's not dead. Not this time.

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.