It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.

Oh, that's just great. I come all the way back here, risking major brain cell burnout, and you don't even believe me? I'm basically guaranteeing myself a lifetime of heartbreak, and all you have to say is that you think I'm not right in the head?

What is the appropriate reply to make to a man who says he loves you? Thank you. You are very kind.

Well, hi, CeeCee," I said. "Hi, Adam. Nice of you two to drop by. Ever heard of knocking?" "Oh, please," CeeCee said. "Why? Because we might interrupt you and your precious Jesse?" Jesse, upon hearing this, raised his eyebrows. Way up.

Sometimes what you want is right in front of you. All you have to do is open your eyes and see it.

Maybe you just saw what you wanted to see. Or maybe you justfelt what you wanted to feel.

Adam gave me a scandalized look. "Fraternizing with the enemy!" he cried. "For shame, wench!