I was the kind of kid who couldn't really stop making up stories during class. I didn't do very well academically because I was always drawing these little doodles in the margins of my notebooks and I wasn't bringing home the best grades.

It's just that the times I'm wrong don't register in your memory with as much clarity as the times I'm right.

I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.

I know. I seriously need to just give up men entirely. I wonder if Episcopalians can enter convents?

That hurt querida, that really hurt

Aaron, in order to die you have to live a little first.

When I was a kid, I had a couple of really good friends, like some really good best friends, but I was really shy other than that.