Needless to say, the fact that he actually spoke to me at all practically caused me to pass out. And then the fact that he was actually saying something that sounded like it might be a prelude to asking me out - well, I nearly threw up. I mean it. I felt really sick, but in a good way.

There's nothing secret about it. Everyone knows that I am waiting for my real parents, the king and queen, to come restore me to my rightful throne.

The fact is, I love him. He's the boy I want and one day he'll be MINE.

I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.

I'm sorry, Heather, but everything was not just fine before I got here. You know how I know that? Because you're dead. Okay? You are dead. Dead people don't have lockers, or best friends, or boyfriends. You know why? Because they're dead.-Suze Simon

if you have to say “no offense” to someone, you have already offended them.

Someone Hot is sometimes can't be the person they appear to be- except for their hotness... that cannot be denied.