But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.
I'm a liar. And I can't stop thinking about boys.
if you have to say “no offense” to someone, you have already offended them.
Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.
Looks fade,' Mom would go on. 'But intelligence lasts forever.
And I'm sure than in Poland, or somewhere, it is considered cool to drive a Porsche and wear necklaces and black silk, but at least back in Brooklyn if you did those things you were either a drug dealer or from New Jersey.