Chaz looks me dead in the eye and says, 'Why yes, Lizzie. Iโm manically depressed because the girl Iโve finally realized Iโve always been in love with, and who I was beginning to think just might love me back, turned around and got herself engaged to my best friend, who, frankly, doesnโt deserve her. Does that answer your question?
Meg CabotI just want to let you know that when I look into my future, I see nothing but you.โ Thatโs what Chaz had whispered in my ear at some point during the wedding last night. Then heโd whispered. โAnd youโre not even wearing Spanx.
Meg CabotThis is not to say that I wasn't completely repulsed. I mean, I wasn't exactly proud that my stepbrother was in there tongue wrestling with the second stupidest person in our class, after himself.
Meg CabotLook, Mr. uh, Wulf I appreciate your trying to warn me about this, Ireally do. But there's no such thing as vampires. They're made-up. We writers made them up. I'm sorry we did such a good job that we made the whole world paranoid, but it's true. They're fictional. Blame Bram Stoker. He started it.
Meg Cabot