The imagination can be dangerous. It can change the world. And that is why we write.

I, a late riser, fantasise about getting up every morning at 5 A.M. to fetch the horses in from the fields.

Ask any comedian, tennis player, chef. Timing is everything.

My daughter is a fantastic travelling companion - she's totally organised, whereas I'm hopeless.

Life is absolutely horrific, leading up to absolute horror.

It might go down better than appearing as a giant reptile encased in a ball of fire and forcing yourself on her.' 'WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BRING THAT UP?

I noticed that once you realize someone's watching you it's pretty hard not to find yourself watching them back.