There are assumptions made about the way you look. I'm always surprised when people don't think I'm smart.

And who cares, five years down the road, what most movies made or didn't make? If it's good, it stands up.

Through Clinton and Monica, Clinton and Hillary, the scandal, the impeachment, Iraq, Bruce and Demi, Ellen and Anne, I have remained consistently and nauseatingly adorable. I have, in fact, been known to cause diabetes.

I have a very good life, so I have nothing to complain about. Sometimes, I just have existential angst.

My father says that almost the whole world is asleep, everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.

I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me.

People are always telling me that change is good. But all that means is that something you didn't want to happen has happened.