My father says that almost the whole world is asleep, everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.

I heard that chivalry was dead, but I think it's just got a bad flue.

Through Clinton and Monica, Clinton and Hillary, the scandal, the impeachment, Iraq, Bruce and Demi, Ellen and Anne, I have remained consistently and nauseatingly adorable. I have, in fact, been known to cause diabetes.

Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So, we keep buying magazines, joining clubs, and doing therapy and watching movies with hit pop songs played over love montages all in a pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa keeps getting caught in the chimney.

I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me.

Motherhood changed me because it is so fundamental what you're doing for another person. And you are able to do it even though it takes a lot.

The best thing about modern living is anaesthesia.