If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.

I've never been a big believer in formal education.

And you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them.

If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.

I'm not a 'sexy' 'beautiful' woman. It takes a lot of work to make me look like a girl.

Everyone with an iPhone is a journalist in their own way now, especially because we live in a tabloid culture.

Well, I'm clearly not ugly.