I was always übersexual...I was always wearing the smallest clothes I could find. I would go to the mall like that — in a short, short skirt and a giant wedge heel. That's what you do when you're a teenage girl in a small town.

I always bring cash for tips, and I never give less than $20. I used to work in a smoothie shop, so I know the value of a tip.

I'm not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I'm not Meryl Streep.

I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.

I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him.

Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.

I've always at least tried to be self-deprecating when I say anything about myself. As long as you set the bar low, it will keep people from putting you on a pedestal, so they can't knock you off.