I've never been a big believer in formal education.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.

I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss.

I was always übersexual...I was always wearing the smallest clothes I could find. I would go to the mall like that — in a short, short skirt and a giant wedge heel. That's what you do when you're a teenage girl in a small town.

I'm not a 'sexy' 'beautiful' woman. It takes a lot of work to make me look like a girl.

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.