I love comic books. I just do.

Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win.

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

I feel intimidated by fashion.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.