I honestly don't think that I am cool enough or important enough that anyone would care about what I am doing at all hours of the day like "I just had a latte from Starbucks and now I am going to Barney's. Love me some shoes!

I try to live with the idea that karma is a very real thing. So I put out what I want to get back.

I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss.

I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.