I always bring cash for tips, and I never give less than $20. I used to work in a smoothie shop, so I know the value of a tip.

I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.

If there's no sun, I go batshit crazy.

There's a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I'm living.

I feel like it's impossible to please the hardcore comic book fans, because they'll never be happy no matter what you do.

We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity

I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him.