I'm in crisis. I'm about to bump with a five-foot chino-chicano.

Most people talk when they have nothing to say. I’m not talking because I have too much to say. None of which I’d want you to hear.

Every day, I live a lie But not the crocodile kind.

We are Adam and Eve born out of chaos called creation Ribbing me gave you life yet you forget there will always be a part of me in you yes I taunted and tempted you with my forbidden fruit does that make me the serpent too? Believe what you will but if I am exiled alone I know we will be together again someday naked without shame in paradise My thanks to you for being in on my sin

Then again maybe there's something that I've been doing in the privacy of my own bedroom my whole life that I think is perfectly normal but is actually illegal in thirty-two states.

You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality.

Fear is the greatest form of oppression. The best way to rise up in protest is to live your life to its fullest!