Then a lightning bolt shot straight through my skivvies. Sha-ZAM!
Ever notice how people wait until they're not going to see you anymore to say something nice to you?
Hornergy' is Zen's term for the indomitable athletic edge powered by sexual restraint. The basketball, baseball and football teams haven't had a winning season in years. The table-tennis team, however, is undefeated.
We are perfect in our imperfection.
I can let my true self shine in front of God.
I used to think that I wouldn't change anything from my past, because doing so would inevitably affect who I am now. But considering my current state, I'm thinking it might not be a bad idea to go back in time to fix things.