If you don't believe in in-state tuition, you don't have a heart.

I'm the worst tweeter ever. I don't know what I'm doing. I really don't.

If you're going to take a shot at the king. You know, you'd better kill him.

I'm used to politicians being angry with me, you know, because I don't work for them. I work for my viewers.

The problem with the law is that it's always there. There wasn't a vacation I took over the nine years I practiced - this was back in the dark ages - when I wasn't having faxes and FedExs literally sent to me on the beach in the Caribbean. I used to go on cruises not because I liked cruises, but because it was the one spot they couldn't get you.

Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it.

If you're offended, what the Supreme Court has said the answer to speech you do not like is not less speech, it's more speech. There are many people in America who don't get that.