When I was in 10th grade, I took one of those tests that's supposed to tell you what you should be when you grow up. The test told me that I should be a journalist.

By the way, Santa just is white.

If I were Sarah Palin, would I want to sit in an interview with someone who was secretly out to get me? Probably not.

If you don't believe in in-state tuition, you don't have a heart.

I mean, Jesus was a white man too. He was a historical figure — that's a verifiable fact.

You can't be citing Japanese internment camps for anything the president elect is going to do!

In fact, I lost my dad at a young age and had to put myself through school. I didn't have a lot of the advantages Donald Trump had but I had the most important ones you can get, which are loving parents who cared about me and helped me develop a sense of self. But it certainly wasn't Donald Trump's doing.