We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

I was adored [as a kid]. I was always in the air, hurled up and kissed and thrown in the air again. Until I was six, my feet didn't touch the ground. "Look at those eyes! That nose! Those lips! That tooth! Get that child away from me, quick! I'll eat him!" Giving that up was very difficult later on in life.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Never retire! Do what you do and keep doing it. But don't do it on Friday. Take Friday off. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, go fishing...Then Monday to Thursday, do what you've been doing all your life. My point is: Live full and don't retreat.

Creative people should always be striving, they should always be hungry, they should be looking for the next place to go.

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.