Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.

Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.

When you get big special effects pictures, sci-fi and things, there's little or no comedy. Or it's a domestic comedy and there's not one special effect. But very rarely do these things fuse and come out right.

That's it baby, if you've got it, flaunt it.

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision--it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness.

He who hesitates is poor.

Ill just say whats in my heart: Ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump.