A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

I just don't do anything fun anymore. But, that's dying, isn't it? I mean, you die in stages, right? You let things go in pieces.

My father told me very early on that it was a sin to worry too much.

Boot Camp was great and very interesting. You got to use live rounds of ammunition and got to do a lot of crawling around with live rounds flying around you, so you really had to learn to keep your ass down - everything down for that matter.

The L.A. Times, it's an anti-Christian publication, as is the New York Times.

I'm not anti-Semitic. My Gospels are not anti-Semitic. I've shown it to many Jews and they're like, it's not anti-Semitic. It's interesting that the people who say it's anti-Semitic say that before they saw the film, and they said the same thing after they saw the film.

If you're going to wear three hats, you'd better grow two more heads.