I'll get kicked around for saying it, but men and women are just different. They're not equal. The same way that you and I are not equal.

I do what I can to sort of just stave off the clock - walk, swim, try and smoke an electric cigarette. I mean it's all bad for you. Life is bad. We're all dying. We're all in the process of oxidizing. Everyone of us is in the process of oxidizing so to sort of interrupt one aspect of that while everything else goes on, it's a freak show.

I'm always writing. There is always a story brewing in my head.

The thing we're all looking for is happiness, and if we achieve just a modicum of that or even a little piece of serenity even for five minutes a day, we're very lucky.

If you're making a cake, you don't just make the cake and have it look nice and have nobody tastes it. But that doesn't take away from your ability to execute what you do as well as you can and to have it be something for many.

Scotland is a great nation, but its horses are very uncomfortable.

My dad taught me my faith, and I believe what he taught me. The man never lied to me in his life.