I'm Hitler and my dad is Mussolini!
I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
The only way to maintain a moderate sum of happiness in this life, is not to worry about the future or regret the past too much
I'm not apologizing to anyone. I'll apologize when hell freezes over.
I don't make things complicated, that's the way they get all by themselves.
That's like asking you to pick your favorite child... I do however, think Bird on a Wire was one of my finest works. Oscar caliber.