People always ask me to list my greatest accomplishments, expecting me to rattle off a bunch of movies I've made, but what I'm proudest of is my kids.

The guy who's in charge isn't going to be the front man, ever.

I did a lot of crazy things so I'm surprised to be alive.

Writing is a hard gig, and it's hard to convey a lot. That's why scripts tend to be a little bit overwritten.

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

I've got one of Darwin's books at home and some of that stuff is pretty damn funny. Some of his stuff is true, like that the giraffe has a long neck so it can reach the leaves. But I just don't think you can swallow the whole piece.

I just don't do anything fun anymore. But, that's dying, isn't it? I mean, you die in stages, right? You let things go in pieces.