If you're going to wear three hats, you'd better grow two more heads.

Feminists don't like me, and I don't like them. I don't get their point. I don't know why feminists have it out for me, but that's their problem, not mine.

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

There has to be some kind of order and some moral code. I don't know how people can function without a belief in a deity.

The L.A. Times, it's an anti-Christian publication, as is the New York Times.

Women in my family are the center of things. All good things emanate from them. The guys usually mess up.

If you're going to wear three hats, you'd better grow two more heads.