Creating life simply to destroy it is wrong.

I was known for being a bit of a clown. I remember my dad got me aside and said, "Just remember, everybody likes a clown, but nobody pays him." I've often been tempted to call him and say, "Remember how you told me...?" "Yeah?" "Yes, they do."

What are you looking at sugar-tits?

Writing is a hard gig, and it's hard to convey a lot. That's why scripts tend to be a little bit overwritten.

But although Australia was also involved in the Vietnam conflict, I can remember my dad telling us that if we were in Australia, we wouldn't be drafted until we were 20.

I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.

I'm too rich to care what the critics say.