What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here.

God is the only one who knows how many children we should have, and we should be ready to accept them. One can't decide for oneself who comes into this world and who doesn't. That decision doesn't belong to us.

My father told me very early on that it was a sin to worry too much.

The only way to maintain a moderate sum of happiness in this life, is not to worry about the future or regret the past too much

An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants.

Women in my family are the center of things. All good things emanate from them. The guys usually mess up.

I'm too rich to care what the critics say.