What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here.

You can't live up to what people expect. Nobody can. But I guess that's my problem, not theirs.

I get pretty dark sometimes, pretty bleak. But that passes.

It freshens your breath and helps prevent tartar.

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

I walked away from acting for eight years and tried to make the choice that I should have made when I was 21. But, it doesn't make any difference. Nothing changed. You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.

I've never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality - period.