I was spiritually bankrupt, and when that happens, it's like a spiritual cancer afflicts you.

There are certain things men will never understand about women. We'll never get it. And you're supposed to be nice to them. Because they can hurt you.

What are you looking at sugar-tits?

If you're going to wear three hats, you'd better grow two more heads.

My whole approach to wardrobe is, throw it in a suitcase and make sure they don't press it, for Pete's sake, so I can try to display some rumpled charm. Actually, I'm just a pig. I've got coffee stains on my pants. I think they're coffee stains, anyway.

You know what happens when you don't take a risk? Nothing.

I have learned that a bitter experience can make you stronger. I now boastfully say that I have a hide like a rhinoceros... and I'm smiling. It's an interesting thing.