Feminists don't like me, and I don't like them. I don't get their point. I don't know why feminists have it out for me, but that's their problem, not mine.

I do moderate exercise, and I try to eat pretty well, and I think it has an effect on me.

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

Go away, dig a hole, do something else, come back and it magically rejuvenates your creative impulses and stuff.

I had a female business partner once. Didn't work.

I just don't do anything fun anymore. But, that's dying, isn't it? I mean, you die in stages, right? You let things go in pieces.

Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I'm paid to tell elaborate lies.