Feminists don't like me, and I don't like them. I don't get their point. I don't know why feminists have it out for me, but that's their problem, not mine.

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here.

I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.

In India it is believed that all creatures have a purpose.

All experiences, what does not kill you makes you stronger and tougher I think. Life's experiences, whether they be pleasant, unpleasant, torturous or excruciatingly wonderful and blissful, season you somehow and you learn from them.

I'm not anti-Semitic. My Gospels are not anti-Semitic. I've shown it to many Jews and they're like, it's not anti-Semitic. It's interesting that the people who say it's anti-Semitic say that before they saw the film, and they said the same thing after they saw the film.

An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants.