Scotland is a great nation, but its horses are very uncomfortable.

Old habits die hard, I guess. If you dont kick them, they kick you.

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here.

Women in my family are the center of things. All good things emanate from them. The guys usually mess up.

Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live…at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing' to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take…OUR FREEDOM?!

All experiences, what does not kill you makes you stronger and tougher I think. Life's experiences, whether they be pleasant, unpleasant, torturous or excruciatingly wonderful and blissful, season you somehow and you learn from them.

I don't think the audience always listens to the critics. That's been proven time and time again.