How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire.

I don't think London has been given enough credit in a lot of the movies that we make here.

The funny thing is, London is an incredibly interesting city. It's very sexy and it's very different, with the Thames winding through it like a snake.

But in the UK, I've given up any hope of being considered a director.

I directed before I was even in television; I directed in the theatre for seven years, so that was my trade anyway. But in the UK, I've given up any hope of being considered a director.

How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire.

It's a pragmatist's business, comedy. Start off with good intentions and references to the Pompidou Centre and you end up with boiled sweets and a pantomime cow.