Sometimes I wish I were just magically a size 6 and I never had to give it a single thought.

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing.

It's like I'm managing to achieve all this success in spite of my affliction ... Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star?

It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff.

Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.

I don't know any neighborhoods where everyone's walking around in seven-inch heels and perfect makeup.

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'