I've been every size in the world. Parts of my 20s, I was in great shape, but I didn't appreciate it. If I was a 6 or an 8, I thought, "Why aren't I a 2 or a 4?" Now I feel like I have two great kids and the dreamiest husband on the planet, and everything else is just a work in progress.

Part of being young is you thinking that gaining 6 lbs. Is the end of the world

I want to be healthy.

Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.

I believe in Heaven. I don't believe that this is it, and then we're done.

I've never been interested in playing the boring ingenue.

I just don't lose weight easily.