I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than makes fun of somebody else. It just seems too cheap and easy.

Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.

I am not a princess, I don't want to be referred to as a princess - I find that super creepy.

I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a football game.

I've been every size in the world. Parts of my 20s, I was in great shape, but I didn't appreciate it. If I was a 6 or an 8, I thought, "Why aren't I a 2 or a 4?" Now I feel like I have two great kids and the dreamiest husband on the planet, and everything else is just a work in progress.

Sometimes I wish I were just magically a size 6 and I never had to give it a single thought.

I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.